"and this is the guy who wants us to call him action jackson..."

I went to a search & rescue volunteers meeting last night. I had high hopes, thinking that this would be a great thing to "give back," a perfect place to hear about new hikes and trips, and a fun way to meet new people. But it turns out that it's just a bunch of old guys with a significant "good old boys" mentality, and the head of training basically told me that the best way to get accepted as a volunteer is to buddy up and play sycophant to him. No thanks. Oh well - there's still volunteering with the sierra club, or the boy scouts, or maybe going back to big brother / big sister...

Last night, no anch, enjoying a mug... After I explained that I don't watch porn because I don't have internet at home, saucy brute: [the diamond]! Did you get internet installed at our house so you could look at porn?

Sorry, heterolifemate, but I think the secret is out. And later, as we discussed the rapid change of a friend as he tries to combat loneliness, another gem from the saucy brute:

saucy brute: I mean, do you remember how hard it is to come home to an empty home? Do you know how lonely that is?
me & nopey: umm... yes

Song of the Day: Wolfmother - Tales