Tuesday, February 13, 2007

a man needs a maid, or at least a robot which also cleans


I go through roughly 2-week cycles of messiness and cleanliness in my house... i.e., when I clean, it lasts for about 2 weeks, then I leave clothes, books, project supplies, etc. lying about for another 2 weeks before I clean again. I'm approaching cleaning time: here's my living room floor, with the satchel-bag I've been sewing up for the past 6 months and several of the books and magazines I've been cutting up for my other "art" project, my found book.

Proof #38 that I am a bachelor: when I bike home drunk at 3 am, eat some pot roast to try and sober up, then drunkenly spill meaty juices all over my shoes, I clean them a few days later with the same scrubby-pad that I wash dishes with.

Song of the Day: the New Pornographers - The Laws Have Changed

1 comment:

nop.bot said...

i'm glad that i can take credit for not only owning a robot which cleans, but for you having come home drunk at 3 am last saturday.